TOTAL TALLE LIQUIDATION SALE! Every Talle in stock MUST GO NOW! That's RIGHT! Our suppliers need us to MOVE OUT our current stock of Talles to make room for next year's models. OUR LOSS IS YOUR GAIN. We are offering great deals on TALLES in all makes and models TALL Talles! 100% off! BLOND Talles! 100% off! SHORT Talles! 100% off! (*subject to availability) Our showroom will be open extra late on TUESDAY beginning at 7:00pm and continuing until OUR SUPPLIES ARE EXHAUSTED! We're located in the Mile of Talles one block north of Talle City, conveniently at 146 Dudley Street #3. We've even fixed our doorbell to save you money!!! Have you been turned down by Talle in the past, due to bad credit, financing troubles, or crooked front teeth? NOT THIS TUESDAY! NO REASONABLE OFFER WILL BE REFUSED! Bring the WHOLE FAMILY!! We'll be grilling up burgers and pork chops and other goodies ALL NIGHT LONG! *** BONUS SALE: Total Liquor Liquidation!!! *** That's right! In addition to the burgers, the beers, the Talles, we need you to get to work on the liquor cabinet, which will not in any circumstance be moved with us. AFTER THIS, NO TALLES WILL BE AVAILABLE WEST OF LEIPZIG OR NORTH OF THE MASON DIXON LINE!!! That's right folks! We're going out of the Talle Business completely! Why? Because We're utterly Insane! But wait, there's more! If you RSVP within the next 60 minutes, we will throw in a limited-edition pocket cuthbert ABSOLUTELY FREE! Take pocket cuthbert with you to the Beach! to the Mall! to your favorite minimalist music concert! but act now! because after next saturday we don't expect another supply of cuthberts until August! How much would you expect to pay for this great Talle/cuthbert double offer? $500? $10,000? $1.29 + a gumball? This TUESDAY only, it can be yours for only THREE EASY PAYMENTS of $zero! That's right! What are you waiting for! RSVP Today! ----------- (c2004tallesuppliersunlimited.prices.donotinclude.30dollar.delivery. charge.ortaxlicense.anddealerincentives.shouldexcesstalle.beavailable. aftertuesday.averylimited.supplymaybehad.thenextday)